terça-feira, julho 26, 2005

Perguntas Cretinas

1) Se nada cola no tefal, como colaram o tefal na frigideira?

2) Por que não fazem os aviões com o mesmo material que fazem a caixa preta?

3) Quando você tira uma foto ao lado do Mickey, o homem que está dentro da fantasia está sorrindo?

4) Por que as bailarinas andam sempre na ponta dos pés? Não seria mais fácil contratar bailarinas mais altas?

5) Por que é que quando chove encolhemos os ombros? Por acaso nos molhamos menos?

6) Por que vendem cigarros nos postos de gasolina, se é proibido fumar?

7) Se uma palavra estivesse mal escrita no dicionário, como saberíamos?

8) De que cor é um camaleão olhando-se no espelho?

9) Dizem que somente dez pessoas no mundo inteiro compreendiam Einstein. Se ninguém me entende, então sou um gênio!!

10) Se somos compostos por 80% de água, como podemos nos afogar?

11) Com todo o dinheiro que os jogadores de futebol ganham, por que todos correm atrás da mesma bola quando podem comprar uma para cada um?

12) Os vegetarianos podem comer biscoitinhos com forma de animais?

13) Se quero comprar um bumerangue novo, como faço para me desfazer do velho?

14) Se os pais sabem mais que os filhos, por que Albert Einstein é tão famoso e ninguém sabe nada sobre seu pai?

15 ) Quantos pássaros na mão equivalem a 450 voando?

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